May 2013
17 posts
burntbypizza:
fabulous more like im fab, u less
Watchdootzy:
this video will make your day better
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
burgrs:
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
pokemonyewest:
Hate gets you nowhere
You gotta be positive
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
meladoodle:
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
April 2013
96 posts
labyrinth-escape:
Hey, I love you so damn much.
cockringtoss:
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
scarge:
theoriginalspike:
innumerablegibbons:
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit
ooohhh myyyy goooddddddd
gorrestfump:
if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
“To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used...”
– Arundhati Roy (via dearbuddha)
“As long as I’m alive, I can think what I want, when I want, any way I want, as...”
– Aomame (via sicksex)
merrytomlomsom:
you’ve been pregnant for so long
it feels like a maternity
